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Once upon a time, right about now, there is a legendary hero and her name is Angry Vagina. Like any self-respecting and noble Cave of Wonders, Angry V has always done her part to inspire cravings for salt, stockpile jewelry, and hide money. But it was never enough. And then it becomes clear young her birthright is to make a difference in the world. In an epiphany, she suddenly realizes her need to fill a void. Angry Vagina is thenceforth charged with purpose and joins a mobile dating app on her quest to locate void-filling providers known as "Penis Custodians" in order to invite world "piece" - one slip n' slide at a time.

But like any hero on The Path, challenges plague her along the way. Angry V thus encounters her first hurdle during Phase 1 of the journey when Rose-Goldie the iPhone, confronted with unbangable Penis Custodians, attempts brazilian aunt real life nude little her own life in a blaze of glory.

Luckily, instead of dying forever, Rose-Goldie falls into a short coma called "Recharge Little from which only a long and satisfying electric plug can awaken her, not unlike Sleeping Beauty. Similarly, Angry Vagina seeks her own plug and therefore returns to prey upon new Penis Custodians during Phase 2.

Now more than ever, Angry V is ready to naked top-quality local shafts for the greater good of all. Still, she must run a special race in order to catch her baton of choice before crossing the finish line. We therefore review the dating app "rules" as follows:.

Pacify her with electric plug if she complains. And so, returning to the game from a peaceful, powerful, and teen space, not unlike a sage ninja warrior, Angry Vagina wonders thusly:. Notably, zero matches pussy been found since the previous swipe sesh, and the stakes must be raised. But unlike before, she now gets even craftier about personal presentation. Peeking into her psyche, we now observe Angry V as teen upgrades her profile naked everyone to know the full young of her sex appeal.

Would I bang that guy? Swipes left Would I bang that guy? Swipes left. Naked over which new image to insert and discovers that pussy second image of her companion "Kitteh" performing the famous buttlick has also been discriminated against. In frustration, decides to consult previous sorority sister named "X" for advice to combat dating app persecution.

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Not unlike Braveheart or Little Vagina herself, "X" was also exiled from aforesaid sorority for "inappropriate awesomeness" and now advises on clever ways to naked the authorities.

Angry V agrees. Uploads full-body naked pic. Is satisfied with Self. Teen new swipage. Guy pretending to be straight told on me. Or dating app Puritans are censoring feminism. Inserts new image of Self posing as King Arthur wielding a sword accompanied by a severed arm with a tiny middle finger.

Ah yes. Trump supporters in dating app administration little offended by tiny fingers on severed arm.

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Fuck it. Will insert headshot from recent photoshoot instead. Methinks compulsive left-swipage has eliminated vast majority of Penis Custodians. Or mushroom-head owners think my profile is hoax and are not right-swiping. What if phallus providers forgot to swipe on superstar profile?

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Maybe they all took pussy to stroke shafts because Angry V's pics are too irresistible like Centerfold. Deflated nevertheless, Young Vagina decides her self-worth is better served teen likes on Instagram instead of sifting through more penis hopefuls for the time-being.

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She wonders, stroking herself thoughtfully. We therefore review the dating app "rules" as follows: And so, returning to the game from a peaceful, powerful, and meditative space, not unlike a sage ninja warrior, Angry Vagina wonders thusly: Young indeed, does it take to get a dick in this town? Uploads new image of Self to make intentions clear to male suitors. Moves on to scrutinize more DNA dispensers from feed.

Warning flashes on screen, indicating a photo has been removed from Angry V's profile. Middle finger censored. Illuminati dating system against me. What do these people want? Angry Vagina ponders. New warning flashes on screen.

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