Misty Anderson Hotness
Misty could wear a newspaper with some chukka boots and still look sexy. Put her in an outfit like this and she becomes dangerously irresistable. By that I mean a guy could get himself into some serious trouble with this level of hotness. Examples:
- You are riding in the subway, minding your own business, and Misty Anderson plops down beside you wearing her little mesh panties and her non-existant open-cup bra. According to convention, you should not stare, grope, grow a bulge, faint, or mew like a horny kitten. Chances are, you will do all of the above and then some.
- You go to a bachelor party after promising your girlfriend or your wife that you will be a good boy. Misty Anderson shows up as the designated stripper. She proceeds to coat a glass toy with some peppermint lube and masturbates while you watch. Since you keep tipping her with $20 bills - so long this month’s house payment - she gives you permission to lick the bottom of her feet. While you do this, she pours a beer over her body and lets it drip down her long perfect legs into your mouth. When you return from the party, you keep accidentally calling your significan other Misty.
See what I mean?
